Monday, 1 July 2013

Daily Blog Post

1. Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
 A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner. 

2. Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof? 
A: Tell her drinks are on the house. 

3. Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
    A. He wanted cold hard cash!

4. Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A. Frostbite.

5. Q. What did the water say to the boat?
    A. Nothing, it just waved.

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